Debt cab for cutie

It took way too long for cabs to accept credit cards. It’s like, ‘I’m taking a taxi because I’m drunk; you think I had the foresight to bring cash?!’

It’s almost Father’s Day! Send the sarcastic e-card that I wrote for CardBoiled.

Brooklyn-branded vodka by Spike Lee

Argh! I hate that sitting is so dangerous!

Also…I guess I should be drinking more?

(via flavorpill)

Hit me with your best shot.

(Source: artcontent)

Send the Cinco de Mayo e-card that I wrote

This seems appropriate right now, you guys.

Unsafe on Thanksgiving Day and, um, EVERY day

Dude, I know what I’m serving for Thanksgiving dinner!

I spotted the overly-potent alcohol and caffeine concoction Four Loko, which will be banned from New York City stockists’ shelves on December 10, 2010, among the Thanksgiving fixin’s at the Associated supermarket on 44th St. and Greenpoint Ave. in Long Island City, NY.

Not at all recommended for lightweights (does the nickname “blackout-in-a-can” mean anything to you?), keep it away from everyone except for these clowns this Turkey Day: