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The Onion A.V. Club breaks down The Old Man and The Seat:

Eastwood maintains that giving a ‘very unorthodox’ speech was always his intent: ‘It was supposed to be a contrast with all the scripted speeches, because I’m Joe Citizen,’ concluded Eastwood, a rich and famous, Oscar-winning movie star and director who has also served as mayor, before returning via private jet to the palatial mansion where a reality show about his boyband-managing wife is being filmed, and which he shares with two of the seven children he’s fathered with five different women.